Why don't you just rent BUNK beds
and invite the Black Eyed Peas?
The Big Bang Theory Season 3, Episode 7
on the BUNK beds,
and I have no certificate of habitability.
Money Heist Season 1, Episode 12
Now all I need is a BUNK bed with a slide.
The Big Bang Theory Season 6, Episode 6
He has a car which is just scrap,
and sleeps in a BUNK bed
Money Heist Season 1, Episode 11
but, uh,
you'll have a BUNK mate.
Breaking Bad Season 5, Episode 15